. Moms of the world

That’s what a parent is, It’s resisting the urge to commit murder every single morning

- Louis C.K . comedian and writer

What does a mom wants?

That her child  is a happy, healthy and a good human being with good habits.

In making one, 

Moms become angsty, wicked, unhappy human beings.

Moms have certain requirements.

Keep the house clean,

Put things where you take them from,

Hang your towel and put your clothes in the laundry,

Throw away wrappers and tissue papers,

And some help at home,

It’s not much for

The washed and ironed clothes in the cupboard, 

A neat and tidy house to live in,

Cooked and ready to serve food on the table,

Management of all aspects of your life except work,

Why are Moms angry creatures at all times?

Because their children make them so.

From a child’s point of view everything is ok 

From a moms point of view,

No! It’s not.

and please understand,

that, we do your laundry , keep the house clean, cook food for you because we choose to, not because we have to.

But

We are not here to empty your pockets before we put your clothes to wash,

Make your bed after you have woken up late and rushed off to work,

Clean your mess after a mid night eating binge,

And clean your shit when you don’t flush the toilet .

All the moms in the world can’t understand why children create the exact same situations which they know will make us angry, passive aggressive human beings.

Guys give us a break.

We are your moms.